• Patient's son: Meghan [redacted]? I fell in love once with a Meghan [redacted]. She was blonde, very nice...but kind of dumb.
  • Me: (unsure how to take that): ...well, I assure you I am not dumb.
  • Patient's son: She also got kind of slutty in high school.
  • Me: You should probably stop talking now.
  • Patient's son: Oh, I didn't mean it like that. It's a nice name, though.
  1. tj said: I’m writing this note because it will be the 69th on this post.
  2. thatmeggirl said: My first name is Megan and I’m always surprising people by being a 30+ writer in a cardigan, and not an early-20s sorority girl.
  3. annoyatron said: Hahaha!
  4. isagiatt said: you were too kind in including the word “probably”
  5. fullfr0ntalnerdity said: Haha!