I could have sworn there was a picture of me and Tiffy from Snark but I guessssss not, because I went through the SnarkNYC tag, and I can’t find it.

Now, though? I’m all sniffly because I miss you all. INTENSELY.

Happy birthday, beautiful Tiff! I was so happy to finally meet your lovely, smiling face this summer. Your joy for life and enthusiasm for a good time is infectious. I adore you. SMOOCHES AND MOTORBOATS.

I love you and your Nerdy self, Lauren. We live too close to not hang out…let’s fix this ASAP. Still not 100% sure whose finger is in the picture with us.  

Happy Birthday, sweets!

I love you and your Nerdy self, Lauren. We live too close to not hang out…let’s fix this ASAP. Still not 100% sure whose finger is in the picture with us.

Happy Birthday, sweets!

marienotmaria:

I can’t stop laughing at this ridiculousness

If you think THIS is funny, you should have been around them all weekend.

marienotmaria:

I can’t stop laughing at this ridiculousness

If you think THIS is funny, you should have been around them all weekend.

Fuck, I miss you assholes so much.

Come over and let’s snuggle.

No no no I wanna go back!

She goes one way. 

I go another. 

Breaks my heart every time. 

I love you with my whole heart and soul, lady.

She goes one way.

I go another.

Breaks my heart every time.

I love you with my whole heart and soul, lady.

This weekend was so needed. I missed my girls and I feel healed. My soul is whole again. I still have tomorrow off, so I can travel home in a leisurely fashion and continue to process and reminisce.

Michele, thank you thank you thank you. You are a tweetup titan. You’re amazing and your events are always phenomenal. There won’t ever be enough ways to properly express gratitude.

My girls. “Heh? Heh?” The drunkest one gets the floor. My poor vagina got boxed. Does anyone think we’re as funny as we do? “Hey - hey lady, you want bong hit?” I love you all with my entire heart and soul. You keep me sane. I don’t know what I would do without you.

There’s never enough time with people. I was so glad to see Cherilyn and Jewles again, to hug and smooch Sarah and Paloma and Giselle and Jillian and Denisse and Liz. I was thrilled to meet Rob and Susan and Tiff and Lizness and Krista. I had so much fun drinking beers with Sean and Cindy and Dave. But I wanted hours, days, weeks with every single one of my Snarkers. I never get to hug you enough.

I could go on but I wouldn’t get any sleep and I desperately need to make up for the lack of it this weekend.

There are always a few moments at any event that give you pause, and I know that I’m not the only one who had those this weekend. By and large, however, this weekend was so therapeutic. So comfortable. I’m so happy.

I love you.

Pizza + cheesecake + Titanic = the perfect cure for the post-tweetup hangover sads.

The best Snark roommates a girl could ever ask for.

I love you girls so much.

Angie just bit my ass. Really hard.


A souvenir to take back with me since I’m going to miss her SO DAMN MUCH.

Rounding out the night.

I love my Palomaloma. This girl is amazing.

I love my Palomaloma. This girl is amazing.

Hi my Fancy!

Hi my Fancy!

Our requisite tweetup kissy face picture.

Our requisite tweetup kissy face picture.

HI SEAN HI

HI SEAN HI